Joe Queenan wrote it. Couldn't agree more. Read it here.
Two minor provisos: I haven't seen many of the movies he writes about, because unlike a professional critic, I don't get paid to see bad movies. I'm 54, so I only have about 25 or so years left, and can't waste any time on junk I would never want to see, even for free.
Also, I like John C. Reilly, although not as the star (except in Walk Hard). But I don't hate him like I hate Will Ferrell, who is squandering a formidable talent on dog poo.